failed potty training cat smears poo everywhere in Misadventures of West Virginia Woman

God likes testing me.. The kitten Ash screamed to announced he pooped on the trashcan lid sat down smeared poo through my kitchen jumped in bed with a massive chunk on his tail luckily i caught him before he did the butt scoot and boogie on my sheets. Good thing God protects the small retarded fail creatures because God knows i was so angry! I really thought we were doing good potty training! Back to step 1