parody of It's Not Unusual in song parodies

it's not unusual to see bugs on anyone
when the D.T.s are what you suffer from
but when you see lizards come 'round with laser guns
it's not unusual to scratch your arms... until you're harmed

it's not unusual to see shapes at any time
but soon they'll be pink elephants and they'll be flying
if you should ever end up biting down on your tongue
it's not unusual, cold turkey works that way
no matter what you say
withdrawal works that way give it time

take away the booze, doesn't matter who
happens when you run out of win

it's not unusual to thrash around in bed
it's not unusual to hear things in your head
but if you find that you have the shakes at any time
it's not unusual to cough up frothy goo
woh woh woh woh
yeah yeah yeah yeah