Screw Your Story in Hello

Just give me the damn recipe!!!!

I’m cooking tonight so instead of the norm I was browsing for different recipes on Yahoo.

Oh.
My.
God.

It’s like five-thousand paragraphs of their schedule, kids, yadda yadda THEN you get the instructions. Christ people! I don’t give a flying fuck about your life, I just want to make something tasty! Start a PB if you want to rant and rave about your piss poor time management skills, but I’m here for food!

That being said, I grew very annoyed and finally remembered I have charcoal.
Fuck it!
Grilled chicken breasts it is!

Sweet, the Three Stooges just came on. Fine dining with a sophisticated show.