It's coming out of me like lava in Stuff

So this isn’t a pleasant entry at all. If you’re eating, probs look away lolz.

I’ve been very sick all day. I’m sure it’s food poisoning. Not exactly what from but I figure it’s either one of two things - some milk that had today’s expiry that I thought would be okay with breakfast, or that icecream I had at the late-night juice bar in Underwood. I’m always conscious of staff getting shitty at Vish complaining all the time and I keep joking with him that they will spit in our food, but he’s like, “They wouldn’t do that.”
So I’m hoping it was the milk.
Basically, I was on the toilet for a lot of today, immediately following breakfast. It was literally not solid at all. Pure liquid coming out of my anus. Certainly christened the new ensuite bowl today, I tell us!
I’m not trying to be vulgar (or am I?) but fuck, I’ve been trying to counteract this all day. Lord knows I’m scared to fart. It’s that bad.

And I agreed to work an extra shift today. I have no idea how I got through that. My manager was nice and kept checking how I was, as I mentioned what was wrong. It’s hard telling your management that you might shit your pants lol.
I only had to run to the bathroom once.
One of my workmates suggested I eat some watermelon, so I did. I didn’t think it helped much. But I was so drained of energy and had to keep stopping to lean against something to catch my breath. I grabbed a sandwich and a juice for my break. I just kept thinking, “I need fibre!”
I thought about going home at least 3 times, but before I knew it, it was over. I grabbed some pre-made pasta meals on the way out. I needed something quick and easy when I got home. I pretty much downed that and crawled into bed. I felt a little bit of a shiver as I was getting into the shower, which worried me. Like the shivers I would get when a fever was coming. Better fucking not be. A fever usually knocks me out for about 3 weeks. Anyway, it only happened the once and I had a very hot shower. My mind wandered in the shower, being amazed at how connected the nervous system and everything is. The fact that I’m sure I have food poisoning and my body sends me a fever signal. Yikes. I’m even writing this on my phone cos I can’t be bothered. I’m so drained of energy.
Phil is away in Sydney, so I guess that’s good timing. I also agreed to work a full day tomorrow so will see how I feel in the morning.

Anyway, boring entry! Soz.