Candidates in These titles mean nothing.

1. Biden - 76, old, white. male, experienced, too friendly, Obama’s VP

2. Booker - 49, young, black, male, US Senator from NJ

3. Bloomberg - 77, old white, male, RICH, former mayor of NYC

4. Buttigieg - 37, really young, white, male, gay, mayor of South Bend IN

5. Delaney - 55, middle aged, white, male, unapologetically bald, good slogan - ‘Truth for a Change’, former US Representative from Maryland

6. Gillibrand - 52, middle aged, white, female, US Senator from NY (Hillary’s old old job)

7. Harris - 54, middle aged, black, female, US Senator from CA

8. Inslee - 68, middle aged, white, male, Washington state governor

9. Klobuchar - 58, middle aged, white, female, US Senator from MN

10. O’Rourke - 46, young, white, male, former US Representative from TX

11. Sanders - 77, old, white, male, US Senator from Vermont

12. Schultz - 65, middle aged, white, male, founder of Starbucks

13. Warren - 69, middle aged, white, female, US Senator from MA

14. Williamson -66, middle aged, white, female, spiritual teacher

Note on age classifications - I figured anyone under 50 is young, between 50 and 70 is middle aged, and over 70 is old.

I still would like to have a woman as president. I do not apologize for that. We are more than half the population. Just once, can’t we have one of us in the White House? I do not want to wait for Nikki Haley.

My favorite ticket would be Harris and Booker. I saw a clip of them at the NAACP awards and they were star quality.

I like Warren and O’Roark too.

Bloomberg and Buttigieg - Mr. Mayors

Biden is ok, but I absolutely still hate Sanders.

Klobuchar and Gillibrand would be good too.

Inslee and Delaney would be ok too.

Schultz and Williamson are amateurs.

A Warren campaign rep is coming to town tomorrow. I said three times, every time he called, that I would show up. His name is Eli and Jim might go too. I need to say no better. It’s a long time till the caucus - Jan. 2020, let alone till the election - Nov. 2020, and I do not want to be heartbroken again. Or give as much money as Joana spends on bird seed and canned cat food.