Greeting Card/Candy Day in Hello

I attempted to go to work today.
When they found out it hadn’t been 24 hours since my fever broke I was sent packing. Ha! Oh well, I still felt foggy and extremely tired. My next paycheck will suck but I’ll get by.

Valentine’s Day.

To all coupled, enjoy.
To all single, better luck next time.
My date was my left hand and a video on PornHub.
It was classy.
I wore a tie.
Just kidding, don’t have the energy for that again, at least not till I’m over this bout of flu.

I once saw a bird
It’s name was Enza
I opened the window
Influenza

Morbid poem about a rampant flu outbreak in the early twentieth century in my town. Lots of lives lost.

I’m getting delerious and this is all over the place. Bored outta my mind and want to go back to work.

2:18am.
Popped two NyQuil. Gonna read before sleep.
Nite pretties!

5:41am.
Still awake, woo…
I wish I had gotten sick next week instead of this one. Tuesday is my birthday. While that’d be a crappy way to celebrate I’d at least have it off heh.

I’m stretched out watching Andy Griffith. They show is corny as hell but classic Americana. That and nothing else is on. I keep feeling too hot to get comfortable in bed with BOTH fans goings. Ugh.

7:50am.
Fuck it.
Texted my boss saying my fever has come back.
Can’t sleep and STILL can’t shake this sinus headache. ARGH!

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Last updated February 15, 2019