Baby it’s -56c outside in Current Events

Does anybody else here know what -56c feels like? Well it hurts. Our bodies stop pumping blood to any body part that is exposed pretty fucking fast. I rescheduled the therapy appointment that I have been whining about for months now. He was understanding. I’m not even beating myself up over it. It’s downtown and there are three things that I ain’t got patience for.
1) calculus
2) small talk
3) downtown parking
It’s way too cold outside. I’m only beating myself up over the fact that I did not have time yesterday to do my 100 pushups. I’m actually considering hiring a fitness coach though. What have I got to lose? I’m feeling fired up today. I’m ambitious about this year, I have a lot of positive changes and opportunities coming up.