Scoby-do in Current Events

Ever wonder what happens when you accidentally drink a big chunk of the scoby in your kombucha? Well first of all it feels like swallowing snot. Then the next day you’re going to have to void your bladder 2-99 times an hour until your lower abdomen starts to hurt like it’s trying to deflate. I looked up the symptoms of a unrinary tract infection and I’m pretty confident that I do not have that issue. Fingers crossed that I do not end up with candida. Ain’t nobody got time for a walk-in clinic. I’m hoping that tomorrow I wake up with superpowers. Scoby-do and his super human mental strength.
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My brother in law called in at work today because it’s too cold outside, crashing my day off. I made breakfast for me and his daughter, dropped her off at daycare and I picked up a couple of things from the grocery store. Then I made a veg stock, loaf of bread and various things for my meal prep. Humus, potato & leek soup, sweet potato chilli, salads, oat milk, overnight oats and chia seed puddings. Chopped up my extra veggies and stored them in the freezer. Then I shoveled the driveway, collected the mail, cleaned the kitchen, the bathroom, the basement and the living room. I worked out for 2 hours (abs, chest and bicep day), I showered, I finally submitted my 2017 taxes and got my documents ready for my 2018 taxes, I scheduled my first appointment with a therapist and called around to find a new family doctor for myself. All by noon folks. Today my brother in law showered.
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Thanks to my super scoby strength, or high functioning depression I too get to do next to nothing the next couple days. Yup, this was another pointless entry. My gift to the World Wide Web.

Last updated January 24, 2019