dragon ass in Everything

I haven’t written in a while, just haven’t had the time to do so. Work has just been kicking my ass. I’ve been playing words with friends against a friend of mine who just had shoulder surgery. He is on heavy pain medication. And he is kicking my ass, that pretty much sums up my life at the moment. Is it wrong when the best part of your day is crawling into bed at the end of it?

So I had another incident at that supermarket. By “that supermarket” I’m referring to the one where I flattened a cardboard spice display and later on “made it rain” in the beer aisle. I stopped in on Friday after work, as I exited my pimp-mobile I slipped on ice and went down, not quickly, and not gracefully. I almost pulled out of it, but alas I did not. I fell. I’m 40 years old and I fell in a supermarket parking lot, and I was sober. I think that is pretty much the definition of feeble. On the plus side I didn’t really hurt myself, I was a little sore the next day and since my keys were still in my hand I got a few cuts on my palm and fingers but nothing bad. I really gotta start shopping somewhere else, I’m probably gonna kill myself, and possible others, if I keep going there.

I am so looking forward to this work day being over, I didn’t sleep much last night and I am dragging ass big time today. Just can’t wait to go home, eat dinner then have a PBR (or 2 or 3 ect) while watching Sunday’s “Shameless”. Then going to bed. Tomorrow’s a new day!