talk soup in poetry

the grammar alt-right are just as bad as
regular old grammar Nazis but a lot dumber
the Soup Alt-Right is just as bad as the
Soup Nazi except he’s just microwaving
Campbells Chicken and Stars in a 7-11
while yelling manifestos at strangers

the Soup Proud Boy is the worst though
he just stands around in a city park
crumbling Saltines into a fish pond
claiming it discriminatory how
no one is giving him
French Onion Soup
for free

fuck them all, of course
but fuck that Soup Proud Boy
most of all, man, you know?
he isn’t even funny