10 WC in 500 Writing Challenge

An alien has just abducted you. Give three reasons why it would send you back to earth.

1. I would be celebrating hardcore and hugging each one of them, crying my gratitude. My emotional outburst would terrify them.

2. My curiosity would most likely injure or kill us by me pushing buttons or messing with tools that I don’t know how to use. LOL

3. I have so damn many issues, I would be too much work, so they’d kick me out. They’d be terrified of the possibility of my contaminating each of them.