07 WC in 500 Writing Challenge

Create ten all-new funny scratch and sniff stickers. Describe the image and smell.

(Wow. Do they even still have scratch-and-sniffs?)

1. New mom. Smells like “new baby” and baby powder. Sticker looks like a baby head.
   (Friend recently had a baby. Most recent smell.)

2. Football Sunday. Smells like beer and burgers. Looks like food IN a football with team logo.
   (Or, whatever “football food” you eat.)

3. Pharmaceutical. Smells like chalky hospital. Looks like a colorful handfull of pills.

4. Sioux City. Smells like packing plant and corn. Looks like a head of corn with a liquid-y pig.
   (Seriously, we call it “Sewer City” because our packing plants deal mainly with pork.)

5. After-work Drinks. Smells like beer/strong liquor and sweat from farming/auto mechanics/other skilled labor work. Looks like a pair of dirty hands around a bottle.

6. Trendy. Smells like coffee and Avon/Mary Kay lotion/body spray. Looks like coffee-stained yoga pants.

7. Hunter. Smells like cold storage, outside, and beer. Looks like a gun next to a beer bottle.
   (Beer is BIG here, so is hunting. I smell it every time I go out where people are.)

8. First-of-the-month. Smells like microwaveable food and pets. Looks like a fur-covered, stained t-shirt.

9. Dart Night. Smells like booze, chewing tobacco, vape smoke, cigarettes, Avon/MK, and sweat. Looks like a dartboard with various bottles and tobacco items in each of the outside slots.
   (The shooting area is a little tight, and its a small town, so they all buy each others’ stuff.)

10. Party night. Tequila and sweat. Love dancing (when I can) and LOVE my tequila. Looks like a shot nestled in cleavage. Which I have done several times. LOL