NoJoMo #4 in Surveys

  • Nov. 4, 2018, 12:13 p.m.
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11/04 - Three things you can’t go without

Water, oxygen, food, shelter.

As for things I can go without but would prefer not to - wallet, phone, house keys (I don’t have a car anymore), internet connection/torrents/netflix/stan, TV, hot guys/blowjobs, hair-wax/gel, showers/baths, shower gel, haircuts, gym, gay porn, cinemas, beaches, travelling, money, work.

4) Make a bullet list of your entire day.

Oh God, this is gonna be BOR-ING. Strap yourselves in!

  • Wake up - usually to an alarm depending on if I have work or not - If work 5am, if no work probs 10/11am lol.
  • Eat breakfast, which is generally the same thing every day (man I’m nearly nodding off writing this already), Special K (Oats in Winter), peanut butter and Tasmanian honey on wholemeal toast and a cup of English breakfast tea.
    -Iron my work shirt, pack my lunch, walk 15 minutes up the road to work (that may be changing soon! Ahhh) to get there exactly on time.
  • Ring the doorbell at work and wait to see if someone will let me in. On Saturdays I’ll generally have to walk in the dock and enter the store that way as no-one ever answers the damn door.
  • Work (Zzzzzzzzz) ie. deal with fuckhead/meth-head customers, watch the schoolkids try to stuff shit in their pockets (rolls eyes), run around like a headless chook doing my actual job.
  • Work finishes, go to gym if I’m not too exhausted, do my usual routine there (legs, chest, back, arms, abs - Tues and Thurs I try to do cardio. Mondays and Saturdays I’ll usually not go but sometimes I’ll go on Mondays to keep the demons at bay.
  • Come home, shower, cook dinner, watch Netflix (currently Riverdale (although it’s gotten even more ridiculous than it already was), Good Morning Call and Shameless (UK), although I’m very excited to catch up on the new season of the US one)
  • Go online, check Facebook, music forum, ARIA charts and of course here.
    -Write about absolute shit/Whinge/Rant/Complain.
    -Sleep.

See, I can adult, sometimes.


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