Lil' nugget/Mr Hanky. in Holy Shit!

So apparently one of my workmates has some sort of bodily health problem. I’m not sure why Kirsty (a chick in my department) felt the need to tell me this, but I guess it’s work-gossip now.
Someone found feces on the floor in our staff-room. I know, gross right? I’m glad this happened on a shift I wasn’t on haha, apparently my manager had to clean it up.
Naturally, management wanted to know how it got there, so they reviewed the CCTV footage.
It was one of the produce guys. He was just walking along and it fell out the bottom of his pants. He was completely oblivious to it even happening. I assume it must’ve gotten cleaned up before he walked back past it again. There’s high-traffic in the lunch-room.
I was like (to Kirsty), “Does he not wear underwear?” That was my first reaction, like, wouldn’t his underwear have caught that before it could escape his pants? And we all wear long slacks so that must’ve taken some effort to make it’s way out lol.
Haha, I probably should have pre-warned not to be eating before reading this, but too late now!
And of course he was rostered on today. Does he know? Does he know everyone else knows? How embarrassing if he knew we knew. So I just kept quiet and chatted to him as normal. I mean, having shit fall out of your pants surely can’t be a normal thing. Like, does he have a weak bowel? Is that such a thing? Should I accidentally-on-purpose drop a heap of ‘Depends’ in front of him as I’m doing my work? “Whoops! So sorry. Must’ve slipped out.”
I am so mature.
I’m not sure why I wrote about this. I’ve just never heard of anything like this happening before.