OPM 18-26 in MoMoMo

Non-prompt

Because I apparently got ahead of myself or…something happened. Oh well. Here is Pornges. Well, that’s my name for him.

His original name was “Gravy”, because his owner (one of my roommates) had a really fat and fluffy cat named Biscuits. So, when she found him, she named him “Gravy”.

Anywho, she changed it to “Oranges”.

He is neutered, but has a thing for fat stuffed animals. He makes a weird noise and humps the stuffed animal after making sure its “face down, ass up”. (Points if you know where that came from, and I am NOT kidding.)

He also does it when people are around, then leaves the toy where he humped it.

Also, when he humps the toy flat, he looks for another fat one.

Thus, “Porn-ges”. Annnnd…he answers to it.

I keep my stuffed animals in my room and don’t allow them to come in.

So. Here.