painting you a picture in poetry

I realized after pouring over years of math
that the opposite of Donald Trump is Bob Ross
he served honorably in the military
he had lots of hair
he was calming and beloved
he was actually good at something
he made money selling things that
people wanted instead of bankrupting casinos
and laundering money for the Russian mafia
he sold people paints after they watched
a comforting show he gave away for free
and he was soft-spoken
and he was talented at something simple
and he was kind
can you imagine Trump befriending a local squirrel
or talking a half hour about how beautiful Alaska is
no, he’d burn down Alaska for a barrel of oil
then kill the poor squirrel to craft a new wig
I realized the opposite of Donald Trump is Bob Ross
after that, it all just made sense