Fork handles in 2014

Actual conversation follows:

Where is the car?

Ware

Yes, where?

It's in Ware,

No, where IS the car

I said, Ware.

WHERE iS the Car??

That's right

Arrrfhggh!!!

Any how, the village of "Ware" is a very nice little village in Hertforshire with picturesque little shops and a quaint high street with piles of giant Range Rovers parked on double yellow lines clogging up the tiny pavements while the sun glinted off the swollen ready-to-burst canal river thing.