Surveying? in Book Five: Working Through the Maze 2018

This may be my last Public Entry. Giving some things some consideration.

A- Age: 34

B- Biggest Fear: Never living a meaningful life

C- Current Time: 4:49 pm

D- Drink you last had: Mtn Dew Kickstart: Energizing Orange Citrus with just the right amount of KICK

E- Easiest Person To Talk to: My mother

F- Favorite Song: “Hero” Mariah Carey

G- Grossest Memory: When I was a child, I was attending a large beach function for my father’s work. The theme was “Next Year’s Hits” and every table was sprawling with the newest Food and Drink options to come out. Sodas, candies, chips, all of that. I went soda crazy and found myself in desperate need of a restroom. The only one on the beach was at the FAR end of the beach, up a long flight of stairs. I made it to the stairs, at least. But then as I was walking up, my bowels unleashed a nightmare of poo made up of junk food. I got to the bathroom to try to clean up a little but… ain’t no fucking way of coming back from that. Ultimately, I had to pull my pants/underwear up (shit and all), walk back down the stairs, walk back across the beach, and find my parents to try to tell them what happened so I could be driven home for a change of clothes.

H- Hometown: Born in Davenport, Grew up in W Des Moines

I- In love with: Love? In love with… the idea that I could have a family?

J- Jealous Of: Never jealous of people (all people have hardships, just because you aren’t familiar with it doesn’t mean it isn’t real)… but I do get jealous of lifestyles. Like… I know that Trust Fund Kids have issues… but I wouldn’t exactly mind having cash to burn for the rest of my life.

K- Killed Someone? Not in the truest sense.

L- Longest Relationship: Romantic Relationship would be 13 years

M- Middle Name: Yes, I have one. It starts with an I. I was always told it was Norwegian for “Fire Mountain” but Google Translate disagrees. Closest translation I can find is an old Germanic word for “Spice Trader”

N- Number of Siblings: 1 older brother, 1 SIL (that I’ve known 24 years)

O- One Wish: The emotional and intellectual ability to live as my “ultimate self”

P- Person who you last called: Probably my parents

Q- Question you’re always asked: “What brings you out this way?”

R- Reason to smile: Playing with a friend’s child

S- Song you last sang: “Hallelujah” Rufus Wainwright

T- Time you woke up: 6:00

U- Underwear Color: At present (checks quickly) Blue and Green horizontal striped

V- Vacation Destination: I’d love to do a cultural tour of the UK

W- Worst Habit: Viewing pornography

X- Xrays you’ve had: Mouth, Back, Legs, Pelvis

Y- Your favorite food: SHRIMP CASSEROLE!

Z- Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Who are you named after?
I am not named for anyone particular. There were two name choices my parents were trying to select between and when my older brother heard which names they were discussing, he started emphatically saying “Christopher Robin! Christopher Robin!” So.... Chris :)

Last time you cried?
This morning

Soda or water?
I should drink more water but I have a big soda habit

What is your favorite lunch meat?
Roast Beef lately

Longest relationship?
13 years

Do you still have your tonsils?
Nope.

Would you bungee jump?
Yeah, but I’d be a wuss about it

How many years at current job?
I have been at my current job for approximately 5 days

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Rarely

Roller coasters?
As I aged, the risk of feeling sick on those grew

Favorite ice cream?
Mint Chocolate Chip reminds me of Easter. Otherwise, anything with chocolate.

Favorite thing to do?
Video Games

Football or baseball?
Baseball

Leggings or Jeans?
Jeans. But leggings tend to look good on most of the women I know, lol

What are you listening to?
AC Unit Hum and a bird telling the world, “This is MY branch. MY branch!”

Favorite Color?
Green, than Purple, than Red, than Black

Tattoos?
None yet. But I know at some point I’m going to get the Lantern Rings

Married?
Currently

Eye color?
Brown

Favorite thing to eat?
Pizza because I’m a chunky butt.

Scary movies or happy endings?
Scary movies with happy endings!

Android or iPhone?
Android

Chevy, Ford or Buick?
Honda. Or BMW. Or Lexus.

Favorite holiday?
Christmas. Not for the presents but for being with family

Beer or wine?
Wine sneaks up on me and is the only alcohol to consistently give me hang overs. Beer.

Night owl or morning?
Night owl

Favorite day of the week?
Friday. The day feels productive because you’ve worked and it is on the eve of the weekend so full of potential.