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What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Oh geez, uh…last film I teared up over was the Pixar flick Inside Out. Forgetting the imaginary friend.

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Something about my flat feet. I stand too long and the pain starts.

Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Who dosent?

What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I get super fidgety. Picking my cuticles, rubbing my hands together, a general sense of bad anxiety.

Are you a pyromaniac?
Used to be, not amymore.

Do you have too many love interests?
Used to, not anymore.

Do you know anyone famous?
While I have met several celebrities at conventions, none of them wanted my phone number, sigh.

Who would play you in a movie?
Dwayne Johnson. Big, strong, confident. Everything I am not. It’ll be a dramedy.

Do you know how to play poker?
I hate Texas Hold ‘Em but love Five Card Draw.

What do you carry with you at all times?
My phone. Used to carry a bookbag with a few books, magazines and pen and paper. Ya know, never know when you’ll get stuck somewhere.

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Saturday morning cartoons and playgrounds. Being doted on by my grandparents. Places the fam would go to eat or shop that are no longer around.

Are you happy with your given name?
Yes, very unique.

How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for good?
Ha, the world dosen’t have that amount.

What color is your bedroom?
Hunter green walls. At first I really didn’t like it but it has grown on me.

What was the last song you were listening to?
Touch Of Grey by the Grateful Dead. Song has been stuck in my head for DAYS.

Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

Do you talk a lot?
I can.

Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Depends on my mood.

Do you consider yourself a nice person?
To an extent. I’m quick to point out I am an asshole that does nice things.

What is your ideal marriage location?
I once had a dream of opening up a Vegas casino/cathedral where you’d be married by your favorite dead musician impersonators. So…there? Beatles Sgt. Pepper era.

Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Harmonica. I’ve got one plus a book on how to play…

Favorite fabric?
Fleece?

Something you love and hate?
Working in a field where 50 hours is the ‘slow’ time. I love the pay but fuck, where’s my rest?

What kind of bedding do you use?
Big ole fuzzy blanket.

What smell do you find sexy?
Cotton candy body spray. There are a few certain females I’ve known to use this and it always brings back fond memories.

What’s the one language you want to learn?
Spanish. My area has a heavy population of Hispanics. It’d be nice to be bi lingual. Modern times n all.

How do you eat an apple?
Uh…bite in and chew?

What do you order at a bar?
Miller Lite and Jager. Sometimes a long island.

Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Nope

Do you have tattoos?
Five, both arms. Two on left three on right.

Do you drive a stick?
No.

What’s one trait you hate in a person?
Smugness. Oh my god I HATE smug people.

What kind of watch do you wear?
Bare fleshy color. XD

Do you consider yourself materialistic?
I have my moments.

What do you cook the best?
BBQ chicken thighs and chicken tortilla soup.

Favorite writing instrument?
Pen n paper. Something cathartic about it.

Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Depends on my mood.

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I dunno…I think I could totally rock some heels.

What’s one car you will never buy?
Another KIA. POS.

What kind of books do you like to read?
Sci fi guy, right here! Sometimes the occasional history book. Bit of a Civil War buff.

If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Get my legal shit taken care of then disappear. Just drop off the face of the Earth for a few years. I need it.

Burial or cremation?
Viking style!

How many online journals do you read regularly?
Shit…ten or so? I may not always comment but I do read.

What’s one thing you’re a loser at?
Life

If you don’t like a person, how do you show it?
Avoid them at all cost.

Do you cry in front of your friends?
I have but during momemts where I’ve had enough and can’t contain myself.

What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
I can come off as quiet and shy but once you get to know me I’ll find a smart ass joke in every situation.

What’s one thing you like to do alone?
Read! Silence, fools!

Are you a giver or a taker?
50 50

When’s the last time you cried?
Yesterday, long story.

*Favorite communication method?
Written

How many drinks before you’re tipsy?
Oh damn....I’m a rage monster alcoholic…six to seven shots?

Do you think you’re cute?
People say I am, I just don’t feel it

Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
Shirts, no. Full nekkid yes!

Last updated May 31, 2018