Trying to Figure Out What to Write for My Ceremony Bio in Quote

"She doesn't know what to write."

"Clunky, awkward girl."

"She hates banana peppers. Bananas are good. Peppers are good. Banana peppers are nasty, puckering lies."

"She likes shooting people with this Megamind toy."

"She broke her glasses today."

"She fixed her glasses today." (With a paperclip).

"Sssssssssshe's a geniussssh."

"She can type with a lisp."

"She used to have a lisp."

"She is awkward and pretentious."

"She likes making lists."

"Her parents are proud of her, which makes her uncomfortable."

"She would like some more coffee."

"She would always like some more coffee."

"Her lips are chapped."