I'm Wildly Unimpressed and Uninspired in meh...

So…I steal Survey’s from Boo, You Whore.
That’s her name, not a rock band. LOL

DO YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE OR AN APARTMENT?
Apartment.

WOULD YOU SAY IT IS BIG OR SMALL?
it’s tall, but it’s small

DO YOU HAVE A WELCOME MAT?
No

DOES IT SAY SOMETHING?
…^

DO YOU HAVE A DISHWASHER OR DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR DISHES BY HAND?
We da sud bustas…

HOW MANY PLANTS DO YOU HAVE INSIDE?
I’ve got plenty of vases, but no plants

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE THAT YOU PUT YOUR KEYS?
No, but I’m getting better at that

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR STOCKED WITH ANYTHING?
Half used condiment bottles and baby food

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR BREAD?
where ever there is a clear space

IS YOUR BATHROOM CLEAN?
It is now and a good thing too. The landlord is coming to fix the shower today

WHAT IS YOUR BATHROOM’S THEME?
Bathroom

HOW MANY RUGS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE?
zero

DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS?
We’re not besties or anything, but I do…even the asshole next door

ARE THERE ANY STRAY CATS AROUND?
Yes. Thanks to the Asshole next door

DO YOU HAVE A DVD PLAYER IN YOUR BEDROOM?
I don’t even have a tv in my bedroom

WHICH ROOM WOULD YOU SAY YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME IN?
My office, but when I’m home, the living room

DO YOU HAVE A POOL OR JACUZZI WHERE YOU LIVE?
I have a bathtub that if I fart in it hard enough it may become one

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DVD THAT YOU OWN?
I can watch The Usual Suspects over and over

HOW ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CD THAT YOU OWN?
Can’t answer that. It would be like asking me what my favorite song/artist is

WHERE IS YOUR STEREO OR RADIO LOCATED IN YOUR HOME?
I had to get rid of it because it stopped working

DO YOU HAVE A COFFEE MAKER?
I do.

DO YOU HAVE AN AREA DESIGNATED FOR ALCOHOL?
In my glass

HOW MANY TELEVISIONS DO YOU HAVE?
There are 3 in my home only because someone gave my son a small one.

DO YOU HAVE STAIRS?
Yeah…steep fuckers too.

WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALLS?
my walls are like a Dr. Seuss book. I got Chinese, Egyptian, family photos, a thing I painted, and maps, All kind of shit

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR TOOTHPASTE?
it moves around

DO YOU HAVE A DEN OR AN OFFICE?
no

DO YOU LIVE CLOSE TO ANY STORES?
yeah

DO YOU HAVE A WALK IN CLOSET AND IF NOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ONE?
I mean if I want to hit my head on the hanging pole then sure I can walk into it.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HANGING FROM THE CEILING?
no

DOES YOUR KITCHEN HAVE A THEME?
The theme is try to stay clean

IS IT A PAIN TO DUST YOUR LIVING SPACE?
it’s more of a pain to keep dust away

WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
There is no under my bed

DO YOU HAVE A GAME SYSTEM?
I don’t but my son does. I bought 4 out of 5

HOW MANY TELEPHONES ARE IN YOUR HOME?
I don’t have a land line

DO YOU HAVE A FIREPLACE AND IF SO DO YOU USE IT OFTEN?
No, so No.

WHAT KIND OF MICROWAVE DO YOU HAVE?
a…white one?

DO YOU HAVE ANY FIGURINES OF ANGELS AROUND?
One in my window

DO YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE BLINDS OR CURTAINS OR KEEP THEM SHUT?
No. I keep it dark and the world out

HOW MANY COMPUTERS ARE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE?
for what it’s worth 1

WHAT COMPANY DO YOU USE FOR INTERNET ACCESS AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
I just use the hotspot on my phone.