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The two sexiest phrases in the English Language?
(1) I want you. (need, desire, etc)
(2) Cum in me. (maybe that’s just me)

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I have now taken to the idea that my weight is similar to my wife’s fashion/makeup sense. My wife rarely, if ever, does her makeup in any way. My wife, unlike Aku and Aoife, would never dress up in a certain outfit just to turn me on. Those two things are “too much work.” My wife doesn’t like my size. I am 5‘7 and 210 lbs. She would prefer I lost 60 lbs or so. Try as I may, I can’t get myself back below 200. So… I’ll just chalk this up, as well, to “too much work.”

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The biggest thing, though? Maybe this only happens in cinema and porn but… I’d like to have sex (obviously, with my wife) without my partner having a raging hangover the next day. Because that is the norm. When Wife and I have sex, on the rare occasion, no matter what… it is due to her drinking to excess and then, the next morning, she has a hangover. It is like a formula. Drinking to Excess leads to Sex leads to Hangover. And I get it, don’t lecture me. I understand that in the American Culture for many women sex is considered such a subject that requires Confidence Boosting Liquid Magic etcetera etcetera. I’m just saying that it would be nice if, at some point in my life, I had sex without my partner resorting to getting wasted first.