alrite time for a survey. in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

First thing you wash in the shower?
um........god. my arms weirdly enough.

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
ha you’re funny. and alcohol.

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yeah.

Do you plan outfits?
no.

How are you feeling RIGHT now?
um alrite.

What’s the closest red thing to you?
um........oh. my blanket, behind me.

What would you do if you opened the door and saw a dead body? Close it? Open it to see who it was?
I’d want to see who it was, for sure.

Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
um...........

Three of your current feelings.

What are you craving right now?
i’ve been jonesin for some chai lately. omygod.

Turn ons?
intelligence, vulnerability and comfort.

Turn offs?
um......the, opposite of the above i guess?

What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
um, cabbage.

When was the last time you cried?
like really cried or?

If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
Ooh, good question. Wonder Woman would be pretty cool, I guess.

Did the one person who hurt you the most in life apologize to you?
um........

Do you bite your ice cream or just lick it?
wow. [yes. i went there.].
um in terms of actual ice cream. um. i don’t like it so.

Favorite movie ever?
Couldn’t name one.

Do you like yourself?
um..........

Have you ever met a celebrity?
actually yes.

Could you handle being in the military?
100% absolutely not.

What are you listening to right now?
you really need me to answer that for ya?

How many countries have you visited?
um. hm. ireland, holland, africa, mexico, australia, england, denmark, france, the states [actually i live in the states that count?]. so...........8. or, 9?

Are your parents strict?
no not really.

Would you go sky diving?
no.

Would you eat with Donald Trump?
oh god no.

What’s on your mind right now?
um.

Is there anything you want to say to someone?
yes.

Have you ever been in a castle?
yes actually.

Do you rent movies often?
No. Does anyone rent movies anymore?

What’s your zodiac sign?
Leo. < hey me too!

When was the last time you had sex?
let’s not really please.

Name 5 facts about yourself.
1- I am extremely empathetic. > mmm i can be.
2- I don’t like loud things. At all.
3- I am a born caregiver. I love taking care of people.
4- I am never satisfied. I always want more and want to do better.
5- I am rather introverted and my idea of a nice evening is just staying home with my love and my cats. < me too except i don’t have cats or a love. and it’s staying ‘in’ not.......not ‘home’.

Ever had a near death experience? If so, when?
i think i might have? ‘that night’.

Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
I suppose I believe in karma.

Brown or white eggs?
Is there a difference?

Do you own something from Hot Topic?
no.........

Ever been on a train?
Yes.

Ever been in love?
Yes.

If you were paid one million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
Hell yeah. Sign me up!

If you could trade places with any living or dead person who would it be?
Why would I ever want to trade places with a dead person?

If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to be more attractive would you do it?
Um, no.

Whom do you admire and why?
um

What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
...............

You’re walking down the street and come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
Call the fire department and hope the for the best?

If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
ok i misread that as ‘president’

What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
rape. yeah..........

What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
apparently i’m funny when i’m stoned.

As you’re walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money beside a parked car, would you take it?
the car or the suitcase?

If you found that a close friend has AIDS would you still hang out with them?
Of course I would. What kind of a shitty question is that.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
um. 17.

In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you will receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place one pistol to your head and pull the trigger?
NO

Do you believe in ghosts, vampires, and werewolves?
yeah.

If you could live forever, would you want to?
100% NO

Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
Um. I have no idea.

If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
um god the ‘60’s. and the um ‘40’s.

If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
Excellent question. Probably not, but my morbid side says maybe.

If you could be the president of the US would you be willing to do it?
no.

If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
No. Why?

Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
I’d rather be wealthy than live longer than the average life expectancy. I really have no desire whatsoever to be really fucking old and have a severely decreased quality of life. < yeah.