power strip tv thing. guy singing store thing. golden retriever right up to me.......german shepherd marbled fur.......mom oven mitts.......’lost’ store card......missing feta cheese........ in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

climb escalators.........starbucks door lock thing......fire ext. .....

‘untill recently i never understood why, people didn’t use power strips for certain things just that they didn’t. and i always wanted them to since i’m a big believer in them. i’m always surprised when people unplug things from power strips but don’t turn the power strip off prior to doing so. whereas i always do. except for my phone charger actually but that’s cause my phone charger has that little box thingy on it so. anyway. well apparently power strips aren’t strong enough to plug certain items into. er i mean. not to plug them into but like. to hold the charge or w/e. like tvs for instance. ‘

‘ so there was this guy at the store today. there are many guys ......at the store. and in general. [it’s true there are many guys. many......many..........many guys.]. and he was singin along to the radio thing. it was awesome. and i don’t know if it’s bc i just happened to be in the same aisle, he was or.....or if he did that before. but yeah. and i’m like ‘well i don’t want to leave now. this is entertaining’.

‘i saw a cute golden retriever the other day. the guy just came up right to me. ‘hey man you’re in my bubble’ but also ‘awww this is so nice’ ‘

from. the 2nd: ‘my mom put my oven mitts on backwards today. yeah she was going to move my heater [it’s actually a radiator] which was on. and so she put my oven mitts on. [that’s not weird. that’s actually why i have them out] and she put the thumb part like on the outside of her.hands.
the reason why i wear oven mitts when i cut things like fruit and such.is bc once in college i didn’t have them on when i was cutting a mango and........i ended up cutting myself. yeah that was not fun i still have the scar. it’s a little dude. little dude......anyway. and so ever since [then] i.yeah. that’s not weird. it actually makes sense once people think about it. ‘

from sept.: ‘ when you think you ‘lost’ your king soopers card. and so you go online and register a new one. and then find the ‘lost’ one later. in the
place you put it. that was really embarassing. well now i have 2. but only one that’s registered on the website. only i could do something
like that. ‘

‘missing: feta cheese. damnit. and i don’t feel like going ‘all the way’ back to the store to look for it. well fuk.’

‘if escalacptrs escalators break down they just become stairs. yeah and it’s weird bc the other day i saw a lady actually climbing a working
escalator as though it’s a set of stairs. when the stairs are right net to it. net. next. like you know that’s what stairs are for right?
escalator as though it’s a set of stairs. when the stairs are right net to it. net*. next. like you know that’s what stairs are for right? ‘

from sept. 12th: ‘ so i can’t operate doors today. not well anyway. yeah so earlier i was in the starbucks single person bathroom. and. i opened it but like. that didn’t happen. and i’m like ‘why the fuk isn’t it opening?’. cause i’d locked it. yep that’ll do it. and then didn’t unlock it before opening it. well that’s embarassing. if you can’t laugh at yourself. people aren’t good at doors.’

‘i have never. seen a fire extinguisher anywhere in any store. they always just appear in people’s houses. but they must get them from somewhere’