#fattyboombah in Stuff

Well, I think you all make it pretty clear what you think of OD LOL. #shoveitupyourarse

I personally can’t believe some people are considering giving that guy money. The only good thing seems to be that people who had lifetime subscriptions don’t have to pay anything more. I remember paying for like a monthly every now and then or whatever it was back in the day (purely for the Chapters function if I remember correctly), but I thought the lifetime option was a bit too pricey so never committed to it. I’d want to be reimbursed 5 years of it had I purchased one of those. It’s been 5 years right? Or 4? I dunno, seems longer.

Meanwhile, I’m over 100kg. It’s a milestone. What happened to the 70kg mid-20’s rake I used to be?
I’ve been noticing certain things about me that I’m packing on the pounds #fatfuck lol. I mean, first of all, I did notice me going up pant-sizes over the years, when I used to be a 32 and then briefly I was a 34 and am currently a 36 and just squeezing into that! I’m using the last notch on my belt when I do it up for work.
But then there’s a few other things that have started happening. Namely, the bathtub. It’s started making a creaking-noise when I step into and out of the shower. It never used to do that. Maybe it’s just because of years and years of doing so, but lately it appears to be crying out for help lol.
I’m going to the gym, so I’d like to think a lot of it is muscle-weight over fat-weight. I certainly don’t see myself as overweight. If anything, my torso is still skinnier than it should be, ergh. But weirdly, I still have some obvious tummy-fat. I hate the look of the disproportionate upper-body on guys, mostly me. Hence why I’m trying to get a bit of a chest.
When I have a chest, things will even themselves out more. Everything south of the hips is amazing though. I fucking love my legs and there’s probably a fair bit of weight in those.
Peter mentioned that he loves how ‘broad’ I am, and it felt like he meant all over, but I know what I see in the mirror and the torso needs work, pronto.
So because of the creaking bath-tub, I decided to jump on the scales, just to confirm my suspicions. Yup, I have ticked over the three-figure mark :o The scales tonight read 101kg. Faaark.
I will need an excavator to remove me from my room soon.
But it does fluctuate slightly, which is good. Last time I hit 100kg, a few days later I was back to 98kg, but I was hitting the cardio pretty hard that week. Looks like I may need to again. It’s a never-ending cycle.
I should just stop eating shit too.

I binge-watched the entire season of ‘Big Mouth’ on Netflix yesterday and have not laughed that hard in a long, long time. Holy crap, totally my type of inappropriate humour in a show. I even found myself having a crush on one of the characters, and it’s an animation. Is that weird? :D