to the tune of Prince's Kiss in song parodies

don’t have to be beautiful
to turn on Don
just drink a lot of fluids
from dusk till dawn
you don’t need experience
you don’t need clout
you just have to save it all up
and know when to let it all out

don’t have to be rich to get on his tapes
as long as you’re filled with juice of grapes
be a hooker in Minsk, bring two others with
Trumpie wants you to squat and then just
…piss

you don’t gotta not talk dirty
if you wanna impress him
just lay down a squirty
he’s gonna ingest it
Putin’s wants to buy some freaks
to sate his sins
you just tell him that you’ll leak
and then baby, you’re in

don’t have to be rich to get on his tapes
as long as you’re filled with juice of grapes
be a hooker in Minsk, bring two others with
Trumpie wants you to squat and then just
…piss

don’t have to watch Apprentice
to please an awful dude
just save up all your pee
and that will be his food
yeah
don’t have to be rich to get on his tapes
as long as you’re filled with juice of grapes
be a hooker in Minsk, bring two others with
Trumpie wants you to squat and then just
…piss