pot english lady thing june in 2017. got it.

so. I scored free pot this summer. on a day in june. it was awesome. [well actually the pot was ok. i didn’t get that high. but i’d scored free pot like i’m really gonna bitch about it.].

no um what happened was. One day in June I was sitting on a bench in my park and this really cool english lady comes up to me and she’s ‘do you smoke weed?’ and I’m ‘yes’ and she explained her situation that they were going to the airport and they were like ‘who are we gonna give this to?’. and i was like ‘wow. thank you wow.’. [cause apparently it’s really hard to find a stoner in denver. in denver, of all places.].

So over the next few wks. I smoked it. I uh don’t have a pipe nor do I have a small light. [that’s what i call lighters.]. and matches, scare me. there’s a reason i never light candles matches or not. um so what i did was. I each time I smoked I put it in an empty toothpaste container [the box. the cardboard thing that the toothpaste comes in] and lit it in the bathroom that’s next to my room at my mom’s. and inhaled. i lit it w/ the kitchen lighter actually. and it’s funny because they actually have a pipe that’s shaped like a pig. And so prior to that I looked for it but didn’t find it. they’re not smokers pot or otherwise. well my mom isn’t and i can’t see her smoking weed. she’s just not that way. but well also. I’d feel weird smoking weed out of my parents’ pipe. I have a light but it’s a broken one that even gave to me once. he’s like ‘it’s broken but you can have it’. uh thanks. that’s, weirdly thoughtful.

yeah so.

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