to the tune of ENTER SANDMAN in song parodies

look at that little mutt
drag around his butt
‘til the floor has a rut

something’s wrong, deep within
something’s happ-en-in’
but he doesn’t know what

barking out in horror
clutching his spincter tight

dog’s not right
whines all night
take your hands
just express his anal glands

something’s wrong, swollen plump
worrying this pup
and he don’t know what’s up

filled with sweat, filled with musk
filled with tons of puss
and it’s about to bust, yeah!

barking out in horror
clutching his spincter tight

dog’s not right
whines all night
take your hands
just express his anal glands

just look at this goddamned dog
grunting hopping like a frog
if I don’t do the thing that’s worst
his doggie ass is gonna burst

hush little doggie, don’t make a bark
things are going to get dark
give me a second to get gloves
I think that this proves my love

dog’s not right
whines all night
in his can…

dog’s not right
whines all night
take your hands
just express his anal glands