Grindr Disaster in Current Events

I had the house to myself May long weekend and I decided that I would have a guy over. It’s been a year and a half since I lost my v-card. My first and probably my last Grindr hookup because it was such a disaster. I’m too embarrassed to talk about it but I will.

He was 29 so I assumed that he had his shit together. He started doing rails of cocaine in my house which angered me but I decided to play it cool. He said that he was backed up and didn’t want to bottom that day which… was disappointing because he knew what he came for. Then his mouth was so dry that I didn’t even want to be in there either. We couldn’t get him hard but we got him off anyway. I had to fake an orgasm. He was such a beautiful loser and I assume that this will be every gay man I will ever encounter on Grindr. We started the evening with cheap wine and conversation and I should have been the one with ED. He kept talking about his gender identity crisis. Which was such a turn off. I’m just not attracted to woman in any way shape or form.

Anyways I have something interesting happening on Snapchat that I will write about next time.