stolen survey in Book of Lies.....

Are the shows you watch embarrassing?

Honestly no… other than b movie slasher movies…

Would you ever get plastic surgery?

on my body.... how can you better perfection…

Do you take Cosmo sex tips seriously?

gads

Would you ever date a Mexican?

no conprendre

Are you a Diet Coke addict?

vomit in a bottle

How do you take your whiskey?

rarely

Do you chew on your ice cubes?

yesiree

Do you honestly consider yourself attractive?

nope

You’re having twins, so what’s your first reaction?

kill me now

What do you associate with the number ten?

the insinuation of perfection

Have you ever felt like a stalker?

in my mind continuously

Do you have a smoker’s cough?

nope

Is your hair naturally curly?

naturally wavy might be a better description

Have you ever written a word down, then realized it looked really weird?

Yes.

Do you have a best friend named Sam?

no

How often do you skip class?

I did a bit in high school

Do you text smiley faces a lot?

a bit

Do you even like texting?

yes as it does not require pleasantries of conversation

Have you ever been on antidepressants?

never

How’s your week been?

It’s freeking Monday… day one… and its Monday so it sucks

Do you like dates?

their delicious

Have you ever starved yourself?

I think when I vacation the food gets in the way of the drinking so maybe…

Do you got swag?

like swagger… occasionally

Do you like the old 90210 or the new one better?

do you like shit in your mouth or would you prefer road kill smeared in you face..

How do your nails look right now?

Normal.

Have you ever been in detention?
I have not been incarcerated in my youth

Are you rude to police officers and do you know any of them by name?

no and yes quite a few

Do you wear black to look skinnier?

no beach bum here… freeking cook in the sun

What was or is high school like for you?

I survived…

Do you look good naked?

Not to me but I can get by

What should you be doing right now?

working…

Have you ever been in rehab?

Nope.

Do you have any true friends?

Yep.

When’s the last time you had a really amazing kiss?

Been quite awhile sadly

Have you ever drank cough syrup to get high?

maybe when I was ten

Are you failing school?

N/A

Do you feel like a failure?

Nope.

Do you like the band Say Anything?

I must not because I have no idea what your talking about

Do you want a significant other and will you ever admit that?

I admit nothing

What prescriptions do you have?

I just have vitamins…

Have you ever been told you look like a chipmunk?

Nope.

What does your record look like?

Clean.

Do you own any cool socks?

Nope.

Have you ever been so obsessed with a book that you read it while walking?

Nope.

Do you look good in yellow?

I look good in everything

Did your first love love you back?

Not enough

What’s the stupidest name you’ve ever given a pet?

cookie

Do you have a dumb stoner laugh?

I don’t.

Do you have nice legs?

Yep.

Do you have scars on your wrists, or how about anywhere else?

Nope.

Do you wear tube socks?

In the woods yes
Is Matt Damon sexy?

rolls eyes

Are you self-conscious about your shoulders in halter tops?

Don’t wear that.

Are you a fast typer?

Do not time myself.

Would you ever live in Beverly Hills?

Never.

Are you good at being mean?

I have my moments

Have you ever blacked out from being so drunk?

In my younger crazy days

Do you like clubs?

Rarely and only on special occasions with friends
How old were you when you had your first drink?
14

Would you ever marry someone named Frank?

I would not
Do you like fedoras?

Nope.

Do you drink vodka straight?
yep

Have you ever gotten a migraine?

Yeah.

Have you ever screamed at someone so hard your face turned red?

Yep.

Was your senior prom romantic?

yep.

Do you look presentable right now?

I do

Have you ever been the wallflower at a party?

I have

Have you ever had your ass grabbed?

Yep

Are you still a Chris Brown fan after all his shit?

never was

Do you post things on Facebook that are personal?

Never. Since I don’t facebook