Crazy Stalker in My Fucking Feelings

This crush is riddiculous. Try to remember the sort of man you’ve fallen for!

I remember hiding from you in the ladies room between classes so you couldn’t follow me. I’d wait there until I was late for class just so I could have a moment to myself. I remember you asking where I went and how I could possibly be late to class. Crying everyday. You thought I wanted to. You couldn’t see I was miserable.

Have you now become what I was always worried you would? Nobody believed me the first year. It was just so cute. The second year they all tried to convince me to date you. After all this time I find you’ve been contacting my boyfriends from the shadows, you’ve threatened my family, you’ve hacked my phone to watch my most private moments, questioned my friends ever so carefully.

If I am correct, you have quite the collection now: a huge set of house keys from when I’ve changed the locks, even perhaps, my parents keys. You also have my old yearbooks, a middle school picture, an old lock of hair - these things taken from my husband who should have been protecting me. What else do you have? Perhaps you’ve taken photocopies of my journal, and who knows what else. Do you have pictures of me in my sleep? Maybe you’ve stolen articles of clothing. I couldn’t know but someone has been coming into my house. Who else would it be but you? Will I wake up one night to find you standing over my bed as if you belong there and aren’t doing anything wrong? Do you understand how crazy it all is? What if I caught you and involved the police, what would people think then?Would you be justified? Doubt it. What if your girlfriend discovered your collection? What would she think?

If you want me so badly then you better start behaving. If it’s me you want still after all this time then let her go. You’d be surprised at what you could obtain by simply asking nicely. But maybe your games have ended now that I’ve fallen for you again. Your favorite thing right? You spent years getting me to like you only so you could break my heart. Is that what you are doing again? How did it end for you last time? You wanted me to remind you not to make me angry. If there’s one thing you shouldn’t do to me it’s break my heart intentionaly.