to the tune of LADY MADONNA in song parodies

lately Madonna sounds like she’s British
was she cursed by some sort of Celtic witch?
that don’t just happen travelling the world
didn’t talk like that on Material Girl

Friday night she feuds with Lady Gaga
Sunday morning feuds with Elton John
Monday’s papers don’t even report it
rel-e-vance gone

lately Madonna don’t have pointy breasts
got possessed by Dame Judi Dench I guess
oi oi oi oi
rel-e-vance gone

lately Madonna, who is she foolin’?
we all know she was raised in Mich-i-gaaaaaaan

Tuesday afternoon she isn’t trending
Wednesday morning sounds like the Queen mum
Thursday night there’s no one she’s offending
rel-e-vance gone

lately Madonna sounds like she’s British
was she cursed by some sort of Celtic witch?