to the tune of MAMA KIN in song parodies

it ain’t pleasant, livin’ in the desert
don’t you know that sand is rough
then the Jed-i
were strict with the new guy
swing that sword and get re-al buff

Portman’s lover, kept it undercover
cuz for space knights sex is a sin
Yoda naggin’ when he should be braggin’
things were tough for Anakin

well, following the rules made him sad
moped around the place acting all… e-mo
should’a know the guy would go bad
I mean the signs were there
cuz when he was a kid he hung with… Gree-do

hold your temper, workin’ for the Emperor
don’t you know how that dude is harsh
guy sees children, tells you to kill them
or else you don’t get to be Darth

got one arm chopped off at nineteen
then lost both his legs to all that magma
now he needs a mask just to breathe
I mean the signs were there
suit and sword but don’t ev-en get to kill no… dragons

things were tough for Anakin
made much worse by Qui-Gon Jinn
yeah it’s true that Watto stinks
but not as bad as Jar-Jar Binks

it ain’t no fun, when you’re the Cho-sen One
not allowed a queen on the sly, no he ain’t
that ain’t no life, have to hide your own wife
of course he landed on the Dark Side

got one arm chopped off at nineteen
then lost both his legs to all that magma
now he needs a mask just to breathe
I mean the signs were there
suit and sword but don’t ev-en get to kill no… dragons

things were tough for Anakin
made much worse by Qui-Gon Jinn
yeah it’s true that Watto stinks
but not as bad as Jar-Jar Binks

Last updated May 07, 2017