Overheard in the pub one Thursday Winter's Night in Nine Dollar Phrases

"Wait up for us bredrin, train ain't rollin' yet"

"Don't worry blud, I got one of them old school Kindles that is like made from paper and you go'a like turn the pages with your hands and shit."

"Did you get the diamond vortex in the end?"

"She's an elf not a pixie"

"Elves... pixies... tomatoes... potatoes"

"At the Rexican Mestraunt..."

"I hate Moomins, bloody Ku Klux Klan Hippos!"

"We should go to Iceland to see the Northern Lights"

"The supermarket?"

"If England and Wales split you can get dual citizenship!"

"I'm gonna try and put this politely. They were engaged in coitus... well fellatio to be precise and events were reaching a climax... Ok well basically he just spunked all over her glasses"