crash cart in poetry

no matter your opinion on his music
on his music
on his “music”
you have to admit
“David Matthew Band”
sounds like the name of a 1970s serial killer
probably in like the Bronx
probably just starting to bald
probably his neighbors just thought he was quiet
DAVID MATTHEW BAND - THE PUKASHELL KILLER STRIKES AGAIN.
When he gets killed in prison, it’s ABERCROMBIE AND SNITCH.
DAVID MATTHEW BAND’s CRASH… INTO A CROWDED FARMER’S MARKET, KILLING TWELVE.
DAVID MATTHEW BAND’s ANTS MARCHING… on the body parts in his fridge.
and while the Dave Matthews Band probably hasn’t killed anyone
they’re too busy working on their music
on their music
on their “music”
overall the little bit of pain they’ve caused
tens of millions with their “music”
is probably more pain than David Matthew Band
could’ve caused thirty or so people during their murders
it’s an economy of scale, you know
it’s too much
too much
too much