believe in poetry
- April 4, 2017, 10:39 a.m.
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Literally any product could be marketed under the name
“I Can Believe This Is Not Butter”
Even butter, if it is of a low enough quality
“Home Depot 2-by-4s: I Can Believe These Are Not Butter”
“H-and-R Block Tax Services: I Can Believe This Is Not Butter”
“Six Flags Amusement Park: I Can Believe This Is Not Butter”
“Terrible Margarine Full Of Metals And Fake Things: I Can Believe This Is Not Butter”
Nearly anything is plausibly
believably not butter.
I am not butter!
You are not butter!
I am capable of believing all kinds of things are not butter!
Only butter is butter and
even that
sometimes it’s such shitty butter
even that can come into question.
“Low-Quality Store Brand Butter: I Could Believe This Is Not Butter”.
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