Recipe for disaster in Current Events

Ok… so there is something wrong with me. Last week I remembered this guy I used to work with whom I hadn’t heard anything about in years. He didn’t have FB then but he has it now so I added him. We been talking. He was beautiful. He is even more gorgeous than ever. He had the worse and most intense man crush on me ever. He is straight and got fired on my day off so we never got to say goodbye. Now we are talking and he offered me an hour body massage. I declined and was honest about why. He is straight and is a 10 out of 10 and I’m still a fag. We agreed that he is going to be my fitness trainer instead. This should be a disaster.