electrical cords er stuff. other things that have happened this winter. in 2017. got it.

Revised: 09/20/2017 7:58 a.m.

  • Feb. 8, 2017, 11:01 a.m.
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so this is from jan. 12th. copied from my fb: ‘ when you rearrange the electrical cords in your power strips cause your lamp isn’t working. like ‘maybe if i tried a different outlet?’. only to realise 20 mins later that.the lamp needs to be switched on twice not once. in order to get it on. well that’s embarassing. go me. omygod. o.........my god. ya know for such an intelligent person...........wow. [it’s ok i think it’s funny too]. it’s amazing how dumb a person can be sometimes. i knew that. ‘

and also this: ‘ when you thought you had more money than you do and so you spend 5 - 10 searching for that extra 5 thinking you had 2 of them only to realise.........no no you just had 1. yeah this happened Mon. well that’s embarassing go me. ‘.

oh so zambodia. still not a real place. yeah found that out NYE.

oh so this is from dec. 21st: ‘ so um yesterday when i was at starbucks. the guy in front of me helped a girl [and i say ‘girl’ bc she was younger than 19.] pay for her order. that was so nice awww. ‘

and this is from dec. 11th: ‘ you know how sometimes..........yes i know how sometimes. [no um you ask stupid questions]. so. recently my mom & i were at whole foods. yeah that was thurs. and we’re in the parking lot and i go ‘are we done parking?’ and she’s ‘well i hope so cause i took the key out of the lock’. in the words of chandler from friends do you listen to yourself when you talk?. i. no not always. wow..... [well she was looking behind her so. i didn’t know er wasn’t sure if like. she was waiting for a car to drive past or.......i don’t know]. ‘

oh god. this happened when we were in london. from dec. 4th: ‘ yes it is possible to be too organised. i was. yeah so on our vacation i thought i’d left my socks in the bathroom. and so i was wondering where they were for 2 days. well apparently i’d put them in a lingerie bag. and it was in the living room. and the floor and the living room were white! like they’re not even black like my socks. so i asked my mom about it.......yeah my mom goes ‘you’re too organised’. yeah evidently. omygod. well that’s one mystery solved. ‘

from nov. 21st: ‘ when you misbutton your coat. well that’s embarassing. anne’s day of embarassing things continues. yeah earlier when i got online well it didn’t work. and i’m like well i plugged in the thing. no no i didn’t. ‘

from nov. 21st: ‘ so 2 of the ladies in my mom’s choir got married.to each other i mean. they’ve been together for at least as long as i’ve been alive and i’m 29. godamn that’s a long time. [well. ok it’s not actually her choir it’s.the choir that’s in but anyway]. ‘

from nov. 19th: ‘ so apparently i’m sweet. [well no not apparently]. yeah that seems to be the consensus. on um.........thurs. at whole foods one of the um.she was one of those people who thy come in and like.have samples of their products and talk about them.and they have their tables set up fuk what are they called? sample people? well anyway. so right when she was about to set up her table collapsed. and she spilled the coffee or w/e. and i went and got some napkins for her but when i got there everything had already been taken care of.oh damnit. well she said i was sweet. ‘

from nov. 18th: ‘ yeah so yesterday.i went to um starbucks and got cinn. hot choc. cause i don’t like normal hot choc. it was.i mean it was ok. mine is better. [and damn i forgot to ask them to make it w/ soy milk. i don’t like cow’s milk and also i shouldn’t have it for health reasons a decision made by me]. but yay warm things. i sat by this mom and her 2 little girls.i’m thinking ‘i’ll sit by them they look.non threatening’. ‘

from nov. 16th: ‘ so i’m at the store. er well i was. and i’m at the self checkout thing. and i put my card in and the PIN. and it won’t work. so then i try w/ another PIN same thing. and so then i switch machines. same thing. [btw this was after i’d gotten all my other groceries. oh i have food now. well. i have craisins. and bread]. and the same thing happens. so then. well i don’t try again. that was weird. and it worked before when i’d gotten groceries. on my other rounds purchasing them.....today. huh. technology again. ‘

from nov. 3rd: ‘ when you accidentally get the ‘wrong’ bread out of the bag. and as you’re eating it your mom goes ‘you want that instead of sourdough? that’s ok’. apparently i was so damn hungry i didn’t even register the difference in flavor. well that’s embarassing.maybe. and go me. i somehow thought sourdough would be on the counter. ‘


Last updated September 20, 2017


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