online everyone is a dog in poetry

smelling things is the internet for dogs
sticking their heads out of car windows
is a high-speed connection
it’s a DSL login at least
a dog sniffer linkup
cable internet is easy for them too
one dog lays down a cable
the next sniffs at their poo
I mean what does a modem sound like
but a banged-up whistle on the fritz
urine trouble if the network’s down
but when it’s working it’s the shits