mister mister in poetry

Mr. A had an utter disdain for fools
Mr. B looked upon fools with detached bemusement
Mr. C tried his best to ignore the existence of fools altogether

Mr. D bade fools to rise out of foolishness by their bootstraps
Mr. E felt foolishness should be punished by death
Mr. F didn’t believe fools existed at all and it was all an act

Mr. G was indifferent toward fools
Mr. H had a secret fool fetish making his hookers wear dunce caps and everything
Mr. I thought that fools had their place just nowhere near him

Mr. J believed fools were a by-product of mass vaccinations
Mr. K went around claiming some of his best friends were fools but only “the good ones”
Mr. L had an alt-twitter account where he roleplayed at foolishness

Mr. M was an advocate of “fool conversion therapy” through brainwashing and electroshock
Mr. N’s position on fools was that he “didn’t give a fuck”
Mr. O believed in tough anti-fool legislation and some kind of wall

Mr. P ran a fool-sideshow, two bits a gander
Mr. Q was pitching a show “Living With Fifteen Fools” to the Learning Channel
Mr. R just hoped that a fool was never gonna date his daughter

Mr. S felt like fools brought it all on themselves but
Mr. T
Mr. T just pitied the fools
pitied them all the way to the bank