to the tune of O CHRISTMAS TREE in song parodies

Officious Tree, Officious Tree
effusively obtrusive
Officious Tree, Officious Tree
meddling and deluded
your smug superiority
holding your long limbs over me
Officious Tree, Officious Tree
you treat me like I’m two or three

Officious Tree, Officious Tree
who died and made your ass king
Officious Tree, Officious Tree
you’re just some giant green thing
were you as smart as you would sound
you wouldn’t be stuck in the ground
Officious Tree, Officious Tree
you undermine me thoroughly

Officious Tree, Officious Tree
pedantic and didactive
Officious Tree, Officious Tree
you drive me to distraction
so sure that you’ll be proven right
why don’t you just go fuck a kite
Officious Tree, Officious Tree
why must you so belittle me

Officious Tree, Officious Tree
your attitude has wrecked me
Officious Tree, Officious Tree
you always will perplex me
disproven as you might well be
you just repeat unchangingly
Officious Tree, Officious Tree
how has no one just decked thee?