to the tune of ALL THE YOUNG DUDES in song parodies

hey, we should rap sometime about space coaster rides
how trippy kids shows were in nineteen-eighty-five
deprived, that’s the kids alive, born after eighty-five

now, inside Baxter had the heart of a saint
also deeply troubling swirls of paint
on his face, no accounting for taste

television, man, was crazy
on the W-P-I-X
beaming sunrise-flecked excess
just turn on the set, gary gnu’s on

gary gnu, says “no gnews
is good gnews with gary gnu”
gary gnu, says “no gnews
is good gnews with gary gnu”

who could ever be bored by an elephant cyborg
just the beginning of what you could explore
the stars above, oh yeah, stars above

goriddle gorilla was orange and hairy, subtly unsettling and scary
sometimes you’d get confused but you’d always be amused
you could soar, just get on board

gary’s spinning puns and its really fun
but also all a bit unnerving
I miss when fun could also be a little bit disturbing
gary gnu’s on

gary gnu, says “no gnews
is good gnews with gary gnu”
gary gnu, says “no gnews
is good gnews with gary gnu”