Just Sayin' in Normal entries

I was thinking … No, you shut up. Wouldn’t it be cool if all the time and energy and world wide voodoo that goes into tracking my internet habits and generating ads and spam went into cracking me and, by association, you. I mean instead of ads for products you just bought or email for penis enlargement, wouldn’t it be cool if you were, or me by association was, sent something like this;

Dear Haredawg,
We’ve been getting a lot of ice water lately, like eight cool refreshing cups a day. Just thought you could use that information.
Sincerely, People in hell

It doesn’t have to be that specifically, but you know, a bit funny and uplifting in a secretive way (Think of all the things you wanted to have happen that were predicated with chilly days in hell or what people in hell don’t get. It’d be cool if the spam/ad wizard could send my leftovers to Biafra too.