to the tune of where its at in song parodies

there’s a destination a little up the road
from the Munstitute and the Stewarts store
the place cool kids and old men go
for ears full of sound and a cup of joe
food for your mouth and Rainbow Jam blowouts
two Tramburgers and a Mastershake
bottles and cans of Saranac brands, Saranac brands
where it’s at!
I bought two Tramburgers and a Mastershake, where it’s at! (x3)

pick yourself up off side of the Arterial
to escape the drearial
through music ethereal
bring your banjo bring your cowbell
bring asses in your pants and dance like hell
make your plans with the microphone stand
baked goods or maybe fresh fruits
join the home team if you feel what I feel
let my man Perry Peartree find you a deal

where it’s at!
I bought two Tramburgers and a Mastershake, where it’s at! (x2)
Two Tramburgers and a Mastershake (x6)
Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone (x2)

there’s a destination a little up the road
from the Munstitute and the Stewarts store
the place cool kids and old men go
for ears full of sound and a cup of joe
food for your mouth and Rainbow Jam blowouts
two Tramburgers and a Mastershake
bottles and cans of Saranac brands, Saranac brands
where it’s at!
I bought two Tramburgers and a Mastershake, where it’s at! (x2)