survey thinger. in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

TEN WHATS
What are you looking forward to most this week?
um the most. probably London.

What are you worried about?
well i have a dental appt. tom.

What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
um wow that’s a good question

What’s the last alcoholic beverage you had?
it should be ‘drink’ not ‘beverage’. cause ‘beverage’ is nonalcoholic. but to answer the q.um. it was that 99 proof banana stuff.

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
hm.........

What did you last cry over?
uhm...........

What would you rather be doing right now?
Nothing really.

What is the most important part of your life?
um

What did you do last night?
room checks

What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?

NINE HAVE YOUS

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
well see. i don’t actually read the entirety of a book. so no.

Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
yeah. well i mean we didn’t actually date like go out on physical dates as it was a long distance thing so.

Have you ever had the cops called on you?
Nope.

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
i take it you don’t mean this literally.

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Of course! Oh you want examples?

Have you ever been out of the country?
yeah

Have anything on your computer that you don’t want anyone else seeing?
yeah

Have you ever had your heartbroken?
yeah

Have you ever liked someone while you had a significant other?
liked in what way exactly.

EIGHT WHOS

Who did you last hug?
my mom

Who is the last person you freaked out on?
evan probably.maybe. i think.

Who was the last person who texted you?
the at&t people. which is really ironic since like other than that i don’t actually have texting. so that’s weird. like i don’t have texting but i do.

Who was your first crush?
i don’t know

Who was the last person to call you?
summoned or phoned?

Who was the last person you kissed?
um evan

Who was the last person you saw?
like dated or literally actually saw?

SEVEN WHENS

When did you last listen to music?
um. like w/i the last wk. 2 wks.

When did you last go to the movies and with who?
i um my mom. and..........i think over the summer maybe,

When was the last time you cried?
i’ve already answered this.

When did you last dress up?
well. it was for my mom’s choir’s cabaret thingy. cause my.oh yeah my coats had been washed and were drying cause my mom has this thing about not drying things in the um dryer [but they’re so much softer when you do it that way]. and so i wore my sister’s coat to the cabaret thing. it’s really cute it’s this black trench. but a short trench. i like it. w/ wide lapels which.i don’t like. if i don’t have parts of me covered i feel too exposed. um anyway. so i’d put the coat on before we left and we were all sitting around and my dad made some remark about it. not a bad one. yes and that’s exactly why i’m always in layers. well a reason. is cause i don’t want him saying anything about what i’m wearing.
i call the coat my new york coat. [even though it’s not technically ‘my’ coat. i think maybe she got it in new york or..........i actually don’t know in what city she got it.in. but anyway onto the rest of the survey].

When was the last time you saw your dad?
on fri.

When did you last see your mom?
on fri.

When was your last shower?
Last night.

SIX WHERES

Where did you sleep last night?
my bed

Where is your favorite place to be?
um hm

Where do you go to school?
um i don’t

Where did you last hang out?
my room i don’t know

Where did you last go?
the bathroom. hey you asked.

Where does your best friend live?
he doesn’t.

FIVE DOS/DOES

Does the future scare you?
Very yes.

Do you know the muffin man?
are you quoting the song or is there more to this?

Do you ever wish you were someone else?

Do you like someone right now?
in what way exactly.

Do they like you back?
erm

FOUR WHYS

Why are you doing this survey?
um cause i can. and also i like surveys.

Why did your parents give you the name you have?

Why did you get a Facebook?
um. god i don’t remember.

Why are you friends with your best friend?
i’m not.er he’s not w/ us anymore is the reason.

THREE IFS

If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing, what would you bring?
um a boat. like really? i know maybe that’s not the point of the question but........ and then you’d get unstranded or w/e the word is. w/e the opposite of ‘stranded’ is.

If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
Probably not. I wouldn’t know what to change, and if I have only one chance .........idinno like. i’d want more than 1 thing/chance.

If you could have one super power, what would it be?
i don’t like questions like this cause i’m already pretty damn perceptive so.

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER

Would you ever shave your head to show support or solidarity with someone you love fighting cancer?
um

Would you get back together with any of your exes if they asked you to get back together?
um maybe.

ONE LAST QUESTION

Are you happy with your life right now?
i don’t like the word ‘happy’ cause to me that’s a momentary feeling. oh and also. it’s a loud feeling.