michael news. in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

so my former friend Michael. from........uh 5 yrs. ago. well he’s evidently getting married. and.idinno. not that we were like dating or anything. but...........it’s just weird. I want my friends to slow down. I know 3 who have families 2 are from here. [no wait make that 4 4. who have families]. and Brittany just got married. [well ok she didn’t ‘just’ got married she got married recently].

and what the hell have i done in the last 5 yrs.? well i uh.i moved a few times.and i was in a serious relationship. and that’s pretty much it.

like damn. damn.