Thunderous Butt Glue in Ponderings of the Universe

One day weekends are too short!!!

Today has been lovely and unproductive, though. Slept late. Ate foods. Watched some TV. Wasted lots of time on internet. Right now hanging out with Aaron as he’s studying math stuff for the GRE, which he takes tomorrow(!). Still not ready to start another work week tomorrow, though.

OK, to (finally) recap some of the stuff from last weekend that I didn’t write about.

Thunder from Down Under was hilarious. It was pretty much the perfect girls night out activity. There was silly humor, attractive nearly naked men, amusing musical choices. I was so pleased and amused that they used AC/DC’s Thunderstruck as their theme song. There were women of all ages there having a great time. I would definitely go again and bring my mom because she’d think it was hilarious too.

Of course, I couldn’t get through the event without thinking inappropriate thoughts, and probably not the type of inappropriate thoughts you’re supposed to have. These included:
1. Damn, how much time do these gents spend at the gym?
2. I wonder what kind of deodorant they use. I mean, they do get all sweaty, so how do they keep the B.O. at bay?
3. Speaking of B.O., how do they deal with crotch sweat/odor? They did bring some ladies up on stage and did chair dances that involved crotch-to-face gyrations....what do they do about ball stank?
4. How many A-line undershirts do they go through per tour? They must have ripped at least like 15 undershirts in half during this one show alone.
5. How do these men not get a whole lot of colds and what not? They kissed several ladies in the audience as part of their act? Do they gargle with Listerine between acts and take lots of Emergen-C?
6. Do they get friction rashes between their butt cheeks from their thongs?
7. How on earth do they keep their scrota (which is apparently the plural of scrotum. Huh! Learn something new every day!) inside their thongs? There did not appear to be any peekaboo moments despite their vigorous gyrations and pelvic thrusts. Garment tape??? Aaron suggested that maybe they use butt glue…

I’m sure there was other mental commentary I’m failing to remember.

Sunday was Amber’s birthday celebration at Melting Pot. I enjoyed it more than the last time I was there. Would go again. Still don’t think the food itself is worth the price, but the experience is. I’m still getting used to/figuring out how to interact with Aaron and Amber’s friend Adrik. He’s very nice and I like him but it typically takes me a long time to figure out how to interact with people, some people longer than others. He seems to fall into the taking a longer time category.

Monday we went to a show put on by some of the former writers and performers of Wits. It was amusing but not amazing. If it becomes a regular thing, though, I can see it evolving into a truly good, funny show/acting troupe, though. Still, made me miss Wits something fierce. It was such a grand way to be introduced to new comedians and musical artists.

I really wish I magically had some delicious food appear in front of me. Not sure what I’m in the mood for, though.