Recipe from Polite Horse in Recipes

Recipe makes two hot, action-y loaves

HUNT UP N GATHER:

2 - 3 pounds of lean ground beef (use ground poultry if you want a giant nasty chicken nugget)
2 large eggs
1 small sweet yella onion
2 cups milk
2 cups-ish Panko bread crumbs
2 cups-ish Sweet Baby Ray’s Hickory & Brown Sugar BBQ Sauce
Coupla hefty squirts of Dusseldorf mustard
Sloppa-sloppa-sloppa of Worcestershire sauce
Salt n Pepper
Garlic powder
Butter cooking spray
Heavy duty tin foil

PREHEAT YOUR HOT PARTY BOX TO 350 DEGREES.

GRAB A PRETTY BIG FUCKING BOWL AND COMBINE:

Beef
Eggs
Onion (finely chopped)
Milk
Bread crumbs
Worcestershire sauce
Blanket the whole mess with Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder and mix mix mix

Mix, mix, mix, mix....

Too dry? Add milk. Too runny? Add PANKOOOOO.

Mix, mix, mix, MIX.

IN ANOTHER (SMALLER) BOWL, COMBINE:

BBQ sauce
Mustard
Modest splashing of Worcestershire

AND MIX. Fucking taste that shit. You wanna taste the Dusseldorf. If it’s too sweet, add more Dusseldorf. If it’s not sweet enough, you have problems that I can’t fix.

If you don’t have loaf pans, line a baking dish with tin foil, lube it up with butter spray, and Play-Doh you some loaves in the middle.

If you have loaf pans, line them bitches with tin foil and good luck not tearing holes in it because you bought the cheapest fucking tin foil you could find.

I’ll wait…

Your oven is sooooooo done preheating lol it’s gonna cook itself.

How many pieces are you gonna use? I told you HEAVY DUTY tin foil, bitch.

Throw your meat slop into the lubed up loaf pans. Smoosh it on down in there yeahhhhhhhh that shit’s so fun. Spread your BBQ/mustard mixture over the top of your loaves. IF THE LOAVES AIN’T COVERED DON’T LEAVE IT LIKE THAT YOU WILL RUIN EVERYTHING MAKE MORE SAUCE. Pop them delicious suckaz into the drastically preheated oven. Set yo timer for an hour.

Be sure to let your Hot Action Sweetloaf sit undisturbed at room temperature for ten minutes or some shit so it can, like, settle its flustered emotions and collect its juicy assets. Serve Hot Action Sweetloaf with mashed potatoes, brown gravy, and buttered peas.

sounds good to me. gonna have to make it