Hahahahahahahaha, aaah, America. in Chunky giblets

Guys, you weren’t actually supposed to vote for the wig-wearing, fat, blowhard, misogynistic sack of wind.

Sadly, though, he is now your new President. And yeah, it sucks for you, but rioting and looting and burning the flag does not solve the problem. Grow the Hell up, you’re acting like children. Yeah, the bad man won, and no it’s not good, but do you really think throwing an enormous tantrum is going to help?

He was elected. That’s democracy. You have to either suck it up, OR (and this is what I’m doing) bide your time until like a year from now when he will be inevitably impeached and then gloat like a motherfucker.

Violence, looting and rioting are the acts of criminals. Grow up.

Don’t worry. Just sit back and wait.

Last updated November 10, 2016