On Bisexuality. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

While I do visit the gym and grocery store and stuff, I don’t really visit venues with lots of people often. So, I couldn’t help but notice a lot of attractive chicks at the concert last night. Hey, don’t stare and keep your hands to yourself, and it’s all good.

If I were to ask myself if I noticed any attractive dudes, well. No? It’s like I’m straight or something. Which is old news. I can’t help it, I was born this way, it’s not a choice or anything.

Sometimes I wish I was bi. Would double my dating pool! Then chicks can’t pull that “Why can’t you tell if a guy is attractive? We can tell if a girl is attractive!” Yes, except no. It’s the same thing for both heterosexual genders. If I see an attractive dude, it’s not “Wow hubba hubba” it’s more “Huh, he works out. Wish I looked like him.” Chicks do the same thing. They compare and admire facets they wish they had. That isn’t attraction. It’s analysis.

On the other hand, regardless of libido, I have a rampant GirlRadar. It’s nice that I’m only at risk of being distracted 51% of the time. If I were bi, I might be distracted double what I am now.

I’m not saying the feminine distractions are counterproductive. They’re just passing noticing and then I move on. I don’t have those with dudes. Sounds really distracting if I ran the risk of being attracted to EVERYONE.